Most Annoying Song Ever

In this tutorial, I will show you how to free yourself from unwanted souroundings with ears, so you can gain full focus on the smoothness.
There are many ways of solving this, but let us start by focusing on a specific soundtrack.

Step one: The specific soundtrack is the actual "scientific attempt to create most annoying song ever". Learn this by heart, and sing it, to scare away all the unwanted souroundings with ears.
Here is the link you'll need: http://www.wired.com/listening_post/2008/04/a-scientific-at/

Step two: Gain full focus on the smoothness.

When done: Congratulations! You have completed the first tutorial of preparations. A smooth future lies ahead! Well done!

Smooni Introduction And How To Relax

Welcome to a blog about the amazing combination of smoothies, and entertainment.

This is the place where I will expose all the things you may need, to master the mysteries of the combination of drinking smoothies, and the art of being entertained to the fullest degree, at the same time.

The first lesson I will teach you, is how to relax. This is a good way to start mastering the smoothness, as it will help you gain control of the incoming entertainment.
Step one; Lean back in your chair.
Step two; relax.
These are the only steps you need to master.

When you have mastered the steps: Congratulations! You have now mastered the art of relaxing. To keep this art in ballance, I'll advice you to get a smoothie. This is a more advanced art, but you may start looking forward to a tutorial on how to create your own smoothie, in the near future.

Yours cincerely